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2CV Comments Some of the things people said to me: Why do you drive that?! Were you hit on the head as a child or something? Don't forget to wind up the rubber band or your car won't go very far. I didn't know you drove an upside down pram. Do you slow down by throwing a brick on a rope out of the window? Your car nearly tipped over as it went around that corner. Get yourself a proper car! I suppose it gets you from A to B. You could fix your 2CV with a lump hammer. It's a "fun car" isn't it? 2CVs have got a style all of their own. Don't you get a bit embarrassed driving that thing? Can't you trade in your 2CV for a Reliant Robin? Is that the gear lever sticking out of the dashboard? That gear lever looks complicated to use. Where's the handbrake? Those 2CVs have the engine in the back don't they? Does this roof come off? 2CVs are all driven by teachers and vegetarians. I like the CV2. How fast does your Dolly go? How's your old Renault CV running these days? I didn't realise these cars could go as fast as this. Waaaaahhhhh! You go too fast around corners! These seats are comfortable. There's plenty of headroom. I could never drive a 2CV because I once drove a Xantia and the seats were too hard. Beetlebum or 2CVbum?
DS Comments Some of the things people said to me: It's gorgeous! Can I have a sit in it please? Is that one of those cars with headlights that turn? I've never sat in a car with such a lot of legroom in the back. Cool Citroen! The boot is absolutely huge! It's got the special Citroen suspension hasn't it? Your DS can't be original because there aren't any chevrons on the bonnet. What a car. Is it a Saab? That's an Inspector Clouseau car. You should put a disabled badge on the windscreen if you drive that thing. Hello Maigret.
Liam, have you been eating the logos again?
2CV HumourWhat is the top speed of a 2CV?
70 miles per week.A pedestrian got knocked down and run over by a 2CV.
He stood up and was very annoyed because he had a dirty tyre mark on his suit.Why do animal rights campaigners drive 2CVs?
So that if they accidentally hit a rabbit they will just stun it.What do you call a 2CV with a tree trunk protruding from the roof?
A pencil sharpener.What do you call a 2CV with the roof rolled back?
A skip.A man got up late and missed the bus to work.
He put 2CVs on his feet and roller skated to the office.A man applied for a job and was asked to bring CVs for the interview panel to look at.
He didn't get the job - all the 2CVs he brought to the interview took up too much room in the car park.How do you double the value of a 2CV?
Fill it with petrol.
How do you get a 2CV to do 0-60 mph in 4.5 seconds?
Push it over a cliff.What is the difference between a 2CV and tickets for an Oasis concert?
Tickets for an Oasis concert go fast.How do you overtake a 2CV?
Just keep walking.How do you make a 2CV disappear?
Apply rust remover.What did the 2CV driver do when he was stopped by a policeman for speeding?
Woke up and got out of bed.
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